"Squats are like a relationship: You must work hard to see results!"
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'!"
"Exercise: because punching people is frowned upon."
"Let's get physical... or stay on the couch and binge-watch instead."
"I jogged my memory – but I still forgot where I put my gym shoes."
"I only run if I'm being chased."
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"I work out because I really, really like dessert."
"If only calories burned were a currency."
"The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen, unless you counted walking to the fridge."
"I run marathons... on Netflix."
"I thought they said rum. Let’s workout later."
"Running late counts as exercise."
"Sore today, strong tomorrow."
"Sweat is just fat crying."
"Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do."
"The gym is my happy place. It's just the getting there that’s hard."
"Push yourself because no one else is going to do it for you – except maybe your mom."
"I’d exercise, but I’m too busy being fabulous."
"Burpees: The only exercise that makes you question your life choices."
"I lift weights, but I also lift tacos!"
"I run because I really, really like cake."
"Fitness is like marriage – you can’t cheat and expect it to work."
"I workout because I love my body... and pizza."
"Gym? I thought you said gin!"
"If running is good for your heart, why does my heart feel like it's going to explode?"
"Good things come to those who sweat."
"I gym, therefore I am — sore."
"The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow – unless you skip leg day!"
"Running: cheaper than therapy."
"Strong is the new skinny!"
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"I work out because I really, really like dessert!"
"Get fit or get fat - the choice is yours!"
"Life's too short to skip leg day!"
"Sweating like a sinner in church!"
"Winners train, losers complain!"
"Sore today, strong tomorrow!"
"You don’t stop working out because you get old; you get old because you stop working out!"
"Push-ups: the world’s most effective ceiling inspection!"
"I’m just here for the cardio and the snacks!"
"I don’t sweat; I sparkle!"
"Plank it till you make it!"
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine!"
"Will exercise for chocolate!"
"When nothing goes right, go for a run!"
"Dumbbells? More like funbells!"
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"
"Run like there’s a bear behind you!"
"I thought they said 'rum'!"
"Feel the burn, not the guilt!"
"I run like the wind…ed!"
"Eat, sleep, gym, repeat!"
"I lift things up and put them down!"
"Running: Cheaper than therapy!"
"I workout because I love my body… and pizza!"
"Cardio? I thought you said cardio-burrito!"
"My warmup is your workout!"
"Setting personal records in laziness!"
"Every workout counts, especially the snack breaks!"
"Why lift weights when you can lift tacos?"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch – I call it lunch!"
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle!"
"Fitness? More like fit-ness whole pizza in my mouth!"
"Give me coffee, then we can talk about fitness!"
"Remember: every step counts, especially to the fridge!"
"Sweat is just fat crying!"
"I thought a ‘1-mile run’ was just a joke!"
"If only sarcasm burned calories!"
"Push-ups? You mean push-up daisies?"
"Why do I squat? So I can eat more!"
"Squat like nobody's watching!"
"I workout to eat pizza!"
"Do it for the ‘after’ selfie!"
"I lift, but mostly weights in my fridge!"
"I’ve got 99 problems but a gym ain’t one!"
"Will run for ice cream!"
"Running late is my cardio!"
"I’m on the seafood diet – I see food and I eat it!"
"Abs are great, but have you tried donuts?"
"I run because I really, really like dessert!"
"Fitness is like a relationship: you only have to cheat once!"
"I'm in shape... round is a shape, right?"
"It's a good day to do push-ups... said no one ever."
"Sweat is just fat crying... so let it sob!"
"If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn’t train hard enough."
"Don't skip leg day; that's how you trip over yourself."
"Eat, sleep, lift, repeat."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Keep calm and do burpees - eventually."
"I work out to be strong enough to carry all my grocery bags."
"Running late is my cardio."
"Just show up and pretend to know what you're doing."
"Exercise? I thought you meant 'exorcise' those calories!"
"I'd rather be lifting pizza."
"I run because I love tacos."
"If only my bank account was as fit as me."
"Cardio? More like 'cardi-no!'"
"Squats? I thought you said shots!"
"Push harder than yesterday, unless it's leg day."
"Exercise is like telling your body 'you're gonna hate me for this, but I can't get enough!'"
"Planks are like Earth's way of telling us to relax."
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine."
"Gym rules: No whining, no whining, no whining."
"I go to the gym because I enjoy the Netflix before and after."
"Burpees: the only exercise you can do while swearing."
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