"Life’s too short to work, so I’m retired!"
"Goodbye tension, hello pension!"
"I’ve retired – goodbye, stress; hello, success!"
"I’ve earned my degrees in R&R!"
"Retirement: It’s not the end, it’s the beginning of fun!"
"Coffee and naps: The retirement essentials!"
Can't find the slogans you're looking for?
"Retirement: Let’s do nothing together!"
"Cheers to my newfound free time!"
"Retired: Now I’m living life in the slow lane!"
"Retirement: The best job I ever had!"
"Retirement: Trading in my briefcase for a beach chair!"
"Escaping the grind, embracing the unwind!"
"Retirement: No more rush, just hush!"
"Finally got rid of my boss... oh wait, that’s me!"
"Happiness is being retired and loving it!"
"Retirement: The only time you get to say no to alarm clocks!"
"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too – in retirement!"
"No more meetings; just sleeping and eating!"
"A deadline? What’s that? I’m retired!"
"Retirement: I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode!"
"Living the dream, one lazy day at a time!"
"I traded my 9-5 for a 24/7 of freedom!"
"Retirement: Time to relax and live my dreams!"
"Out of office... permanently!"
"Work is for people who don’t know how to fish!"
"The adventure begins: Retirement edition!"
"I’m on the retirement diet – all snacks, all the time!"
"I’m not retired, I’m a professional napper!"
"Retirement: Where every day is a Saturday!"
"No deadlines, just lifelines: Welcome to retirement!"
"No more meetings; just margaritas!"
"Retirement: Time to pursue my real passions!"
"Retirement: Where every day is Saturday!"
"Out of office indefinitely!"
"Retired: Under new management!"
"Kicking back and taking names!"
"Retirement: No more Monday blues!"
"Retirement is like a walk in the park—always pleasant!"
"Fully booked with doing nothing!"
"From cubicles to cocktails!"
"Catch me if you can: I’m retired!"
"Retirement: Adventure awaits!"
"Living my best retirement life!"
"Just because I’m retired doesn’t mean I’m lazy!"
"Retirement: The only thing I plan to do is nothing!"
"The secret to a happy retirement is... more naps!"
"Freedom has never been so sweet!"
"I’m on permanent leave; don’t bother me!"
"Cheers to no more deadlines!"
"Retirement: Turning dreams into plans!"
"Saying goodbye to the daily grind!"
"I can’t believe I ever worked this hard!"
"I’m not retiring, I’m upgrading to life!"
"Officially a professional napper!"
"Retirement: Time to live life like a vacation!"
"The adventure begins after work!"
"I’ve traded my briefcase for a beach chair!"
"Living for the weekends... every day!"
"Now I work for my hobbies!"
"Now I can finally do nothing!"
"Life is too short to work!"
"Goodbye, coworkers—hello, grandkids!"
"Living the dream, one nap at a time!"
"Game on for my next chapter!"
"Let the countdown to fun begin!"
"Retirement: Unplugging from work!"
"Resting your way to happiness!"
"Bye-bye, deadlines, hello beach time!"
"Retirement: It’s all about the bingo!"
"Retired and ready to relax!"
"Welcome to my happy hour—every hour!"
"Retirement: The longest coffee break!"
"Out of the office and into the sun!"
"No more alarms; just a million possibilities!"
"Cheers to the next adventure!"
"Retirement: More time for the important stuff—me!"
"Retirement: Time to be lazy!"
"Retirement: Working less, enjoying more!"
"Living my best life post 9 to 5!"
"Time to retire and enjoy the good life!"
"Retirement: Lower stress, higher fun!"
"Retired: Not my problem anymore!"
"Officially out of the rat race!"
"Now taking applications for a ‘do-nothing’ job!"
"No more meetings, just daydreaming!"
"Adventure awaits—no more office walls!"
"Goodbye cubicle, hello freedom!"
"Out to pasture and loving every minute!"
"Retirement: The world's longest coffee break!"
"Adventure awaits in the retirement lane!"
"Less work, more play: Welcome to retirement!"
"Goodbye office, hello adventure!"
"Retirement: No more Mondays, just endless Sundays!"
"No more deadlines, just time lines!"
"Welcome to my permanent vacation!"
"Retirement: Making my bucket list my to-do list!"
"Living life at my own pace – retirement style!"
"I’m not retired, I’m a professional relaxer!"
"I’m retired – so don’t call me until noon!"
"I’m not looking back, just enjoying the ride!"
"No more meetings, just dreams!"
"Retirement: Where the only thing I chase is sunsets!"
"Living proof that retirement is a full-time job!"
"Retirement: All the fun without the 9 to 5!"
"Retirement: Where ‘who’s your boss’ doesn’t apply!"
"Retirement: When every day is Saturday!"
"Retirement means I can sleep in every day!"
"Retirement: Let the celebrations begin!"
"Retirement: The beginning of my next adventure!"
"I’m off to the beach, don’t wait up!"
"Less work, more golf: Count me in!"
"Retirement: The art of never having to say ‘I’m busy’!"
"Time to live the life I forgot to plan!"
"Finally, time to do what I love every day!"
"I’ve graduated from the daily grind!"
Can't find the slogans you're looking for?