"Share my life, the good, the bad, the bits I never should have had."
"Ding and tap, the endless nap of mindless scrolling's crooked map."
"One more post, one more snap, the scroll is just a trap!"
"Filter up, face up, lose the self in cyberspace cup."
"Notifications ding, my mood takes wing, then crashes like a string."
"Doomscroll deep, the dark I keep, the news is loud and I can't sleep."
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"Hype the stranger, lose the danger, the feed's a bed of sweet arranger."
"Quick reply, no need to try, the chat's on fire, so let it fry."
"Like it, love it, then forget it, scroll on by and never regret it."
"Trends in tow, I'll go with the flow, forget the work and let it go."
"Double-tap the drama, hit refresh and feed the trauma."
"Streams of stories, endless glories, I'm lost inside my own memories."
"Late-night lurk, the digital smirk, my sleep is out of work."
"Infinite feed, every need, a cage of screens where I can't be freed."
"Dopamine drip, another clip, my thumb's a restless little ship."
"Hashtag high, timeline tight, another hour gone tonight."
"Tag and brag, the nonstop drag, my attention's shredded in a bag."
"Stalk the feed, forget the need, the algorithm's guiding greed."
"Comment fast, judge the past, regret it when the sun comes past."
"Swipe away the day, the hours sway, I'll check the phone one more today."
"Scroll all night, feel the blight, gotta do it just right!"
"Post it quick, don't be slick, likes will make you sick!"
"Watch and wait, the cycle's great, while real life waits outside the gate."
"Vent in caps, post my mishaps, then delete it when it's time for naps."
"Gaze and graze on every phaze, my eyes are tired in a maze."
"Check the phone, then check again, endless loops of mindless zen."
"Feed me likes, feed me views, I'll be scrolling till I lose."
"Selfie sprint, perfect glint, the real me's hiding in the print."
"Post the view, the cafe brew, then worry if the likes come through."
"Refresh, repeat, the sweet defeat of a day spent on my seat."
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