"My other car is a T-Rex!"
"I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything."
"If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Caution: Blond moment in progress!"
"Someday I’ll be the old person driving fast."
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"If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."
"I can't believe I still have to protest this shit."
"I’m just here for the snacks."
"Warning: I have a bad attitude and a strong coffee addiction."
"May your coffee be hot and your commute short."
"On a road to nowhere with a GPS that is broken."
"Running on coffee and dry shampoo."
"Driver carries no cash; he's married."
"Life's too short to drive boring cars."
"Life is not a race, but I’m winning anyway."
"I have a degree in sarcasm."
"I’m an adult, but not a grown-up."
"Honk if you love peace and quiet!"
"I’d rather be fishing… but this will do."
"If my car breaks down, I’m going to tell people I’m waiting for the Wi-Fi."
"Caution: I drive like you do!"
"Fueling my car with sarcasm and espresso."
"Warning: I am full of dad jokes."
"I used to be a people person, but then people ruined it."
"Don't follow me—I’m lost too!"
"I’m not speeding, I’m just flying low."
"If you can read this, I'm not impressed. Most people can."
"Don't Follow Me, I’m Lost Too!"
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I Don’t Have a Short Attention Span, I Just…"
"Why Yes, I Drive Like an Idiot!"
"Driver Picks the Music, Passenger Picks the Nose!"
"If You Can Dream It, You Can Drive It!"
"This Vehicle Stops for Ice Cream!"
"I Wish My Car Could Run on Pizza!"
"I’m on the Road to Nowhere, and I’ve Got Snacks!"
"Caution! May Spontaneously Start Dancing!"
"Too Old for This, Too Young to Care!"
"Always Late, But Worth the Wait!"
"Eat. Sleep. Drive. Repeat."
"My Other Ride is Your Mom!"
"Roads? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Roads!"
"My GPS is Always Wrong, But I'm Never Lost!"
"My Other Car is a Shopping Cart!"
"If You Can Read This, We’re About to Break for Snacks!"
"Warning: Frequent Cravings for Adventure!"
"Not All Who Wander are Lost, But I Definitely Am!"
"I’m Not Speeding, I’m Just Flying Low!"
"Life's a Journey, Enjoy the Ride... With Snacks!"
"The Fast and the Furiously Late!"
"I’d Rather Be Watching TV!"
"In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised!"
"Keep Honking! I'm Reloading!"
"My Other Car is a Broom!"
"Warning: I Have a Feline Co-Pilot!"
"Caution: Driver singing along to the soundtrack of life!"
"My pet rocks are cooler than your kids."
"I’m the reason we have warning labels!"
"If you’re going to ride my tail, at least pull my hair."
"If you can read this, I’m not impressed. Most people can."
"In case of accidental bump, please cackle louder than me!"
"Warning: I know my rights!"
"The only reason I’m in a hurry is to get back to my nap."
"I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying."
"I’m not the driver, I’m the navigation system."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
"Life's a journey, enjoy the ride — especially if it's not in traffic!"
"Caution: I brake for unicorns."
"My other car is a TARDIS."
"I’d rather be at home, but this is where the snacks are."
"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too."
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed."
"What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?"
"I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you!"
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"This vehicle makes frequent stops at awesomeness."
"Don't worry, I know where I'm going... usually."
"Bumper sticker made me do it."
"My car runs on coffee and sarcasm."
"My other ride is your mom."
"Honk if you love peace and quiet."
"If you can read this, I’m too close!"
"Roads are all fine until you hit a pothole!"
"Life is short; smile while you still have teeth!"
"I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination!"
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something!"
"Caution: Driver singing along!"
"If you can read this, I’m not speeding!"
"My other car is also a collector’s item!"
"I wish I could be as thin as my patience!"
"Taxidermy: it’s just a matter of touch!"
"Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button!"
"Warning: Vehicle may contain sarcasm!"
"My other ride is a big foot!"
"Just because you have a past doesn’t mean you can’t have a future!"
"Don’t worry, I’m just as sane as you!"
"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
"Warning: This vehicle is packed with caffeine!"
"Traffic: the cause of road rage and bad karaoke!"
"Warning: I drive like you do!"
"This car runs on coffee and awkwardness!"
"Not all who wander are lost, some are just looking for coffee!"
"I've got a PhD in driving crazy!"
"End the confusion: I’m not texting, just googling!"
"I can’t adult today; please don’t make me!"
"I’d rather be driving a bumper sticker!"
"I see dumb people everywhere!"
"My speed limit is ‘fast enough!’"
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