"I run marathons…at Netflix."
"Getting fit one awkward jog at a time!"
"If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
"You don’t have to be crazy to run a marathon, but it helps!"
"I run like a cheetah… if the cheetah was out of shape."
"Running: The only time you can wear your pain like a badge!"
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"Running shoes: my favorite kind of fashion statement!"
"Why run when you can walk and still get ice cream?"
"I only run when chased… by cupcakes!"
"Running is a mental sport, and we're all insane!"
"I run because I really, really like dessert!"
"This seemed like a good idea 4 months ago!"
"Every mile is a margarita mile!"
"Catch me if you can… just kidding, please don't!"
"My favorite exercise? A cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch!"
"Running: Cheaper than therapy!"
"Who needs a gym? I have running shoes and a snack!"
"Running: The art of being chased by calories!"
"26.2 miles? I thought we were going for donuts!"
"My other car is a pair of running shoes!"
"You call it a 'marathon,' I call it a 'really long sprint'!"
"Sweat is just fat crying. Let it sob!"
"I thought they said 'rum' not 'run'!"
"Can’t stop, won’t stop… especially for snacks!"
"I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you!"
"Running: Going the extra mile… literally!"
"Run Like You Stole Something!"
"I Just Believe in Running, Not in Finishing!"
"We Run Because Punching People is Illegal!"
"Just Keep Running, Just Keep Running!"
"I Can't Believe I Just Ran a Marathon - Where's the Pizza?"
"Running - It's a Long Way to the Finish Line and Back!"
"Running Late is My Cardio!"
"Running is My Happy Hour!"
"May the Course Be with You!"
"Endurance: It’s Happier on the Other Side!"
"I Thought They Said Rum!"
"My Training Method: Run, Snack, Repeat!"
"I’ve Got 99 Problems, But a Marathon Ain't One!"
"The Only Thing Faster than Me is My Snack Time!"
"Training for the Couch-to-5K – One Chip at a Time!"
"26.2 Miles: Because 26.1 Just Isn't Enough!"
"Why Walk When You Can Run… to the Snack Bar?"
"Marathon: The Only Place Where You'll Be Happy to See a Long Line!"
"If You See Me Running, You Should Run Too!"
"Sweating for the Wedding!"
"I run because I really, really like dessert."
"I run marathons... on Netflix!"
"Why run? Because punching people is illegal!"
"Running: Just me, my thoughts, and a craving for pizza."
"Running for no reason is totally my cardio."
"My favorite exercise? Running out of snacks."
"Run like there’s a beer waiting at the finish line!"
"I run because I really enjoy 'two for one' offers!"
"Running: The original 'me time'."
"I run slower than a turtle, but at least I’m moving!"
"Sweat now, pizza later!"
"Marathon: My cardio while I'm busy eating."
"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too!"
"My workout? Sprinting to catch the ice cream truck!"
"I thought they said 'rum' marathon!"
"Wanna race? Just show me the snacks!"
"I thought this was a 5k... oh well, let's do this!"
"I run like the wind... and by wind, I mean slow breeze."
"If at first you don’t succeed, get a snack!"
"Life's a marathon, not a sprint (unless there's cake)."
"If you’re not first, you’re probably still running."
"Fueled by caffeine and chaos!"
"Running a marathon is just like childbirth... only you can stop anytime!"
"Running: It’s cheaper than a gym membership!"
"Fueled by tacos and determination!"
"Less whining, more running!"
"Keep calm and stretch it out!"
"Why walk when you can run and look ridiculous?"
"I run so I can eat the cake!"
"I do all my own stunts…when running!"
"You think I'm crazy? Watch me run!"
"If you see me running, it's already too late!"
"I thought they said 'rum' run!"
"Elevate your heart rate, not your expectations!"
"If found on ground, please drag to finish line!"
"I love running: it’s like a really short holiday!"
"A mile a day keeps the grumpy away!"
"My running shoes are faster than your car!"
"I’m only half crazy—I run marathons!"
"Does this outfit make my butt look fast?"
"Warning: Running may cause extreme happiness!"
"Running: because adulting is hard!"
"My favorite pace is 'going home'!"
"Fueled by coffee and ambition!"
"Sweat is just fat crying!"
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